"Better alone than badly accompanied."
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them."
"That's the key to having it all: stop expecting it to look like what you thought it was going to look like."
"It's infuriating! Women sit around, obsessing about what went wrong, while men just say 'alrighty' and move on."
"I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: they are people who have recently moved in with someone."
"People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates: hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar."
"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it."